Mmmmmm Yes, Fuck Yes.

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
11/09/2015 at 16:48 • Filed to: None

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You have to read the post and look at the pictures, then tell me how you can exist without this Suzuki Esteem in your life.

http://m.ebay.com/itm/Suzuki-Est…


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/09/2015 at 16:53

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/20129…

You’re welcome.


Kinja'd!!! FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/09/2015 at 16:54

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Totally convincing. I’d take 10 plz, k thx.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/09/2015 at 16:55

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$8,000 AMERICAN dollars?!?

NP!


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/09/2015 at 16:57

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Well, it’s nice, but it isn’t the Mazda Porter Cab, Worlds Most Kawaii Truck(R), now is it?

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Kinja'd!!! CommanderD4rth13 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/09/2015 at 17:01

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This is amazing. Why does this exist?


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/09/2015 at 17:02

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well, it shuld would be easy to clean up if I murder someone in here

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Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/09/2015 at 17:03

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the cellophane bucket laminated leather seats are a nice touch


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/09/2015 at 17:03

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The *only* vehicle that should have stick-on eyelashes.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/09/2015 at 17:17

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I don’t know what it was about Suzuki’s cars, but it was as if someone followed me around for years and specifically designed everything I hate about cars and put it all into one convenient and irritating package. I thought it couldn’t be worse....this has proven me wrong. it’s worse.


Kinja'd!!! luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/09/2015 at 17:29

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Leather Seats covered with Unique High Quality, Thick and Transparent Cellophane Bucket Lamination ????


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/09/2015 at 21:31

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I think I’ll be able to manage without it


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/10/2015 at 03:48

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not my style.


Kinja'd!!! Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/10/2015 at 10:41

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I’m not sure what is considered “Art Leather”, but I’m sure as hell glad this car is not equipped with it!

Also, I genuinely cried laughing when I saw the plastic wrap interior.


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/12/2015 at 20:34

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I dunno. I was ok with Suzuki. Daewoo on the other hand, sucked. In fact, they’re only just recently becoming bearable under GM ownership...

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Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Amoore100
11/12/2015 at 20:45

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I had a Daewoo Lanos....(shudders at the memory) It was okay, my main problem with the car was just the engine’s constant need of repairs. I still hated the Suzuki I was having to drive for a couple of months more.


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/12/2015 at 21:07

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Sounds like what you really needed was a good old Civic back then instead of all these econoboxes from sketchy Asian manufacturers...


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Amoore100
11/16/2015 at 11:46

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At the time in my life, my income was down and in California used Hondas came at a premium, thanks to all the ricers (I’m not even kidding about that) That pretty much left the Korean cars. I’ve had a Dawoo, which was crap and a Kia, which I actually liked well enough, but it was gutless. I’ve moved on since then.